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Merde
Means: shit
Example: Merde, j’ai oublié de faire mes devoirs!Putain
Means: Fuck (but it’s used for almost everything)
Examples: Putain, ça m’énerve! / C’est génial putain! / On a réussi putain!Bordel
Means: mess, shit, damn
Example: C’est quoi ce bordel? / Bordel, qu’est-ce que c’est que ça?La vache
Means: crap
Example: La vache, il m’a bien eu!Oh mon dieu
Means: Oh my god
Example: Oh mon dieu il a vraiment fait ça?Connard / Fils de pute / Enculé
Means: asshole, son of a bitch, fucker (when you’re talking to a boy).
These are popular insults but very vulgar.Connasse / Salope / Pétasse
Means: asshole, bitch, slut (when you’re talking to a girl).
These are popular insults but very vulgar.Enfoiré / Abruti / Imbécile / Salaud
Means: asshole. These are popular insult but a little bit less vulgar.Va te faire foutre
Means: Fuck youBranleur
Means: wanker
Example: T’es qu’un branleur!Dégage
Means: piss off
Example: Dégage, sors de ma chambre!Tu me fais chier
Means: You’re pissing me offJe m’en fous
Means: I don’t give a shitTa gueule
Means: shut upS’en prendre plein la gueule
Means: being critized violently or insulted
Example: Il a triché et il s’en ai pris plein la gueule.We also often combine these insults, for example “bordel de merde” ou “putain de merde”.
